on/in a/the mountain/s; neither nor

Q: About in/on usage ....
on a mountain
on the mountain
on the mountains
on mountains
in a mountain
in the mountain
in the mountains
in mountains

("Unlikely but possible. I spent my holiday in a cave or a pothole" <-- 這個很好笑 )

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Neither a, b nor c is ...
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