Love Seat

This is kind of a joke. A friend of mine was in Texas visiting his girlfriend, and they went to a movie during one of their outings. The movie theater they went to had "love seats" and they wanted to sit together in one of those "love seats", but they didn't know how to say it, so my friend instead said "Can we sit together?" to the ticket salesperson.

"Uh... Let me ask my manager," the salesperson then left the ticket booth. A short moment later, he came back and said to my friend, "My manager said you two can sit together, but you still have to buy two tickets."